Q: how many ninja does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2, one to screw in the light bulb, and one to jump around and throw ninja stars!
Q: why did the ninja cross the road?
A: to throw ninja stars at the chicken!
Q: what do you get when you cross a ninja with a star?
A: a NINJA star! ;...( <boo hoo
Q: what does a ninja say when he kills some one?
Q: what do you do when you see a ninja coming at you?
A: throw a chimney at it. submitted by jeramy.
Q: what do ninjas eat?
A: anything they want to.
Q: what do you call a ninja with a hang over?
A: im not gonna say anything, it might piss him off.
Q: why do ninjas kill people?
A: just to piss you off.
Q: what do you get when you cross two ninjas?
A: sliced to hell.
Q: when is it a good time to insult a ninja?
Q: what do you get when you cross a ninja with a pig?
A: a pork chop.